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"I'm not crazy. I'm intermittently reality challenged." - Nate's co-worker (Brenna)'s friend from Tacoma

I just wonder how you got such a weird mom, for being such a nice normal boy" - Nate's mom talking to Nate

"There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon." —Jay Leno

"Hey Dude! Respect the frosted wheat puffs!" - Steve to Aaron after BGO

"America - Land of the free, because of the brave." - seen on sign in a car on I-5

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war. (unknown, sent to us by Caleb P)

"If I were in a war, I wouldn't let France on my team." - John McCroskey

"Everyone is against tyranny until something has to be done about it."

''Can't'' is just an excuse for lack of dedication and imagination." - Ed Zimmer

"24 beers in a case. 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?" - Method

"Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordion." Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld

"Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordion." - Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld

During Vince Vaughn's stay in England while making a movie, he found himself criticized on all levels. Sometimes the complaints left him speechless, like the time he was told '' 'America had no culture' by a kid wearing a Kobe Bryant T-shirt and listening to rapper DMX.'' - Yahoo News

"The whole educational system is getting soft. They now wanna get rid of dodge ball, so nobody gets their feelings hurt. Dodge ball! For Goodness sake, isn’t life pretty much one big 75-year-long episode of getting hit in the balls with one thing or another? We need dodge ball!" -Dennis Miller on the Tonight Show

"Jesus, please make me more tan than you were." - Nate.

"Dude, Home-slice lived for 33 years in the desert. I don't think you're gonna get more tan than that." - Elke Stevens

"When you know, let me know cause you know how I kinda like to know." - Sarah

"Dude, there is no way there was a mute grab in there, no way." -Johnny

"Be critical. Normally, people in love avoid being critical of each other. Don't do this, because after you get married, all the pent-up criticism comes out anyway. Start being critical from the first date." - Sterling

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

"Seems like when you go to college, you should, like, know stuff." - Camille Victoria Nightengale